Audrey. 19.

Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
Me: Hella
Employer: Welcome aboard

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Anonymous said: if egalitarianism is fighting for equality of all people male or female, then why do we need feminism? unless if feminism is really a battle for female dominance over male which is what i've seen and heard so far in feminist arguments and speeches. i mean don't get me wrong i'm not hating feminists i just don't get the point of it when egalitarianism already exists. explain please?


you must first recognize the issues and struggles women deal with in society compared to their male peers, youre completely denying it and bypassing straight to some non existant “everyone is truly treated equal” goal without first fixing the real issue. i hope you never have to walk home in fear at night with keys between your fingers because men are following you and objectifying you and cursing you out for ignoring them, or you want to start a family and realize youre getting unpaid maternity leave or youre at risk of getting fired for it, or many of the other shitty things women have to deal with. everything is the womans fault and she should know better

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do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you


(via sexpelliarmos)


October | 2013
I hope so. 
I really, really hope so. 

It is


October | 2013

I hope so. 

I really, really hope so. 

It is

(via wild-nirvana)



I’m tired of life; I’m tired of waiting for someone
I’m tired of prices; I’m tired of waiting for something

(Source: isitthemajesty, via thegreatmasturbators)

4 weeks ago  143 plays



VersaEmerge: ET (Cover)



Pants | Lemuria

I told you last night, you gave me butterflies.
You surprise me with new cocoons every time they start to fly.
I instantly felt like an idiot.
Embarrassed of the person controlling my mouth.
My mouth, it’s always in a melee.
Figuring out how as it talks.
Your response was comforting.
I guess, I guess I gave you butterflies too.
I want my hands in your hair, pulling your face closer.

(Source: jnckly, via captainofthesea-)

4 weeks ago  1,350 plays

Biting’s excellent! It’s like kissing, only there’s a winner.

Biting’s excellent! It’s like kissing, only there’s a winner.

(via miraze)


Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (PIANO cover)

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4 weeks ago  357,359 plays


Who would have known that I could like a boy like you
Tall dark and Slytherin, what’s a girl to do?
You used your Nimbus to sweep me off my feet.
But now without you by my side I feel incompleete.

Slytherin and Gryffindor, parted by the sorting hat
From rival houses boy but we don’t have to be like that
Cause you’ve confundesed me, and now I’m feeling well
Like this is magical, I’m under your spell.

I never thought you’d be in my life
Two different worlds that we let collide
and it will never be the way it was before
Cause baby I’m a Slytherin and girl you are a Gryffindor

Yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Cause baby I’m a Slytherin and girl you are a Gryffindor

Walking down a corridor with tricks right up my sleeve
bump into this girl that’s on my floor, she just wants to see
what would it be like to hold hands with someone dark
who would have you don’t need a wand to start a spark

I’ll slyther up to you, you can be my lion cub
Let’s share a butter beer down at Rosemerta’s pub
I’ll chase right after you, you are my golden snitch
I’ll be your Wizard love, you are are my only witch


#my excuse for not doing things

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“I love you so damn much; I’ll even start to pray. 
I’ll put my faith in all your bullshit if it means you’ll stay.” 

(via nikolestarling)

4 weeks ago  309 plays